Tomsky 

Giving a guy a hand job after reaching into his pocket for something that wasn't his penis in the first place.

"I am going to reach into your pocket for gum."
(5 seconds later...)

"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"

OR

"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"

Tomsky by David Andrew Jensen March 13, 2009

Tomsky 

A Deity that exists as an Avatar in human form. Currently exists as a teenager in the United Kingdom. Will soon become an extremely important asset to the world as we know it.

Any other people who "Claim" to have their names as Tomsky are merely frauds. The true Tomsky has been known to add "Twisted" before "Tomsky" as an alias to hide his real identity.

"Track down the Avatar of Lightning. Otherwise known as Tomsky..."

Tomsky by TRW Arkell January 29, 2007

Tomska's Law 

Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you're said it about.

Guy 1: That guy really sucks, I'm gonna trash talk him online
Guy 2: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Remember TomSka's Law?
Guy 1: Oh yeah

Tomska's Law by benpiano800 January 22, 2021

TomSka 

A Brillant Man on YouTube who is hillarious in many ways. His wit will have you laughing for hours.

What's that joke from?
TomSka. Duh.

TomSka by HayleyMew January 22, 2009

TomSka 

Thomas James Ridgewell (otherwise known as TomSka) is a British Youtuber. He is known as the creator of asdfmovie and the producer and director of Eddsworld Legacy (2012 - 2016).

His Youtube channel mainly focuses on dark comedy skits.

TomSka: I released a new video called Russian Roulette!
Person after seeing Russian Roulette: Sheesh Tom, that skit was pretty dark.
Tomska: If you thought that was dark, then you should watch The Orb.

Person after seeing The Orb: kill me tom

TomSka by The7Guy August 19, 2020

Tomski on acid

one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.

After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.

Tomski on acid by tomskionacid December 24, 2008

Tomsk 

A city in Siberia, eastern Russia. About 400 years old. Next to Novosibirsk.

Amazing place, with lots of things to see.

A: Have you been to Tomsk?
B: No, but I want to go there so badly!

Tomsk by secretlife March 3, 2009