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Cunthammer 

Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.

Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
"Julia is such a fucking Cunthammer, I'm going to throw a brick at her face."
Cunthammer by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010
Related Words

clithammer 

what a woman would call a mans penis
Carry wants a hit with my clithammer
clithammer by Frank Pet March 31, 2008

clithammer 

A body piercing on a male person, approximately at the pubic bone's most forward process.

The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.

Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
"That guy I met last night had a clithammer piercing. It was such an odd but exciting sensation!"
clithammer by TechnoHippie June 10, 2016

clithammered 

the very rough penetration of a girls clit rapidly and violently
"yo dawg i clithammered that chick last night"
clithammered by nigg face April 17, 2010

Cunthammer 

A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.
The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.

Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer by Alex Carter April 23, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026