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duckfuckery 

A situation involving or resulting in total, bumbling chaos.
"The flock of pigeons unloaded and the entire sidewalk cafe turned into a complete duckfuckery.
duckfuckery by Gryndyl August 19, 2007

duckfucker 

hey! lets go fuck that duck over there.
duckfucker by lynes September 26, 2003

Ducksucker

1: When u suck feathers off a duck and put it up ur ass to do anal
2: Ppl say this instead of fucksucker and shit like that.
Man 1: wanna be a ducksucker
Man 2: whats that
Random ass girl: its anal with duck feathers bitch
Man 2: y tf would i want to put my cock in a duck's ass
shawty: idk but ill let u put those crispy mcnuggets in my ass

Duckfucker 

A person who is into pseudoscientific medicine and tells you about cures and "natural" with extreme measures such as ingesting poisons whether in the form of a chemical or not, coffee enemas, extreme fasting, ingestion of bodily waste as therapy, and all the other crazy dangerous shit... this does not include Traditional Chinese medicine or Herbal medicine. Just search up "pseudoscience" on Google to learn more. Just a bunch of hypochondriacs or gullible people easily believing shit.

Quack, quack, quack...
Hey man did you hear about that dude who's into alternative medicine treatments like shoving coffee in your ass or drinking your own piss?

No, that's all bullshit. He's a duckfucker.
Duckfucker by FRESH.OG April 7, 2021

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026