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if i had wheels i'd be a wagon 

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon
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Bryce Wagner’d 

An action. Describes losing in fantasy football by over 80 points.
Joe: Holy shit Davis is losing by 114 to Chris.
Cooper: Yeah man he’s getting Bryce Wagner’d LOL!
Bryce Wagner’d by rafibomb69 September 20, 2020
Affectionate pronounciation/spelling of dragon.
See also: draggy draggie dwaggy dwaggie
Awww, she's such a kyoot dwagon =^-^=
dwagon by Toksyuryel March 6, 2005

Dwagon Island 

A lost island deep in the pacific where dolphines and dragons co-exist and teach there own stylings of kung-fu to one other
Mike finally came home from his 50 year long journey on dwagon island he now can rip armored cars in two
a four year old saying the word dragon
dwagon?
dwagon by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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