top totty

Often regarded as 'upper class' slang for an attractive woman. 'Top' referring to her position on a scale of 1 to 10.

That Helen, she really is top totty!

by TimRog December 27, 2006

Top Gear Totty

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.

"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".

by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009