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thumb dance 

the thumb dance is a particularly enjoyable sexual maneuver. in order to perform the thumb dance a man must be fuckin a bitch doggy style, the man will then stick his thumb in his mouth for lubrication, then firmly insert his moist thumb into the womans anus and ride that bitch like a bucking bronco.
Brady: dude, you show that bitch the thumb dance last night?

Dane: totally dude. when i was doing that bitch doggy style i was all "yo bitch, you wanna dance?" and before she could answer i had my thumb all up in that shit. she started screaming at me and shit but obviously she really liked it.

Brady: nice dude.
thumb dance by Dane Determan December 26, 2006
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Thump Dance 

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform
Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters
Thump Dance by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

thumb dancing 

The highly concentrated act of manipulating ones thumbs adroitly to tap out messages on a Blackberry.
All that thumb dancing going on these days on the streets of Manhattan clog up the foot traffic as much as the gawker tourists do.
thumb dancing by Boss Brian June 18, 2009

thumbs up dance 

the act of emulating the motion of "jacking off" without actually jacking off while having the thumbs in the erect position
...after making the final cup in beer pong, the winning team proceeds to do the "thumbs up dance" all over the opposing teams face
thumbs up dance by BLAMMERSS November 14, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026