A severely damaged anus that has gone through heavy trauma such as sexual/penetrative or rectal experimentation that caused multiple fissures, prolapse and even gaping.
Andy won't be going on his bike anytime soon. His ass is wrecktumed.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.