Butt A Stump 

Butt a Stump!!! Common term used in helpdesks across the nation to deal with rogue users who tinker with company issued equipment and then complain it does not work.

Synonyms: Go to hell! Piss off! Blow me! Get lost (Adjective here)!

Mike says, "This user has a problem with their VPN, can you give me a hand here?"

Carl says, "(Joe user) can go BUTT A STUMP for all I care!"
"I already fixed that problem last week!"

(Carl trashes a helpless keyboard and growls and makes strange animal noises Reminiscent of child hood camping trips)

Butt A Stump by Michael Segroves December 7, 2006