turdcheese 

Hybrid of 'wankcheese' and 'turd.' Ambiguous meaning is intentional, as the 'victim' is left confused by the whole affair.

Geoff: Drake. You a turdcheese!

Drake: What, like.. cheese in a turd or.. cheese made of turd?

Geoff: Ha! Turdcheese!

Drake: Geoffrey, you a bad man.

turdcheese by George Hayward December 6, 2006

turdculese 

The label given to a person who takes a colossal dump in an extremely short period of time while usually not seated and in a squatting position like a weightlifter dead-lifting . This person usually performs this event with a substantial amount of noise that often creates concern among bystanders in the vicinity. Modification Hercules

Bob, who was late for his meeting will forever be labeled "Turdculese" that day when he blew open the toilet stall door. He performed like Hafter Bjornsson going for the world record dead-lift and quite honestly sounded strangely similar only Bob was taking a colossal dump.

turdculese by MIABILL December 20, 2018

turchese 

that person who makes you smile effortlessly, who makes you forget your insecurities

turchese : that person who makes you smile effortlessly, who makes you forget your insecurities

turchese by loniapetsch April 26, 2021