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Someone with a granny ass
''look at her ass its so schurle''
''better do squats before i go schurle''
Schurle by PutMyDickInYou January 19, 2015

Chuck Shurley 

Chuck Shurley is an author who wrote the low selling Supernatural book series, which he writes under the pen name Carver Edlund. The contents of the books are actually Sam and Dean's lives, the details of which come to him in his dreams. Chuck continued to write even though the books were no longer being published. Unbeknownst to him, the inspiration of the books is divine - as he is a prophet of God.1 Chuck says he started writing because of a childhood crush on Nancy McKeon, the actress who played Jo on the TV show The Facts of Life. Chuck thinks he must have sent her 40-50 letters, but she never wrote back.

Character on hit CW show 'Supernatural' portrayed by Rob Benedict

When Castiel attempts to interfere with prophecy, he is found and killed by the archangel Raphael while in Chuck's presence, who is Chuck's protector. The ensuing confrontation left Chuck's home in ruins. After he finishes his last piece of writing he mysteriously vanishes, suggesting that he may in fact be God. After Amara's return, Chuck returns to reveal to Metatron that he is in fact God in human disguise. After Metatron convinces Chuck to help, Chuck reveals himself to the Winchesters and begins aiding them in their efforts against his sister.
Chuck Shurley, he wrote those weird books, right?
Chuck: "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously I'm a god... I'm definitely a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god."

Grandma Shurley

A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"

"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"

"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"

Schuley Method 

Submitting the same exact assignment every homework and getting 100 on it every time.
“Yo bro, i totally Schuley Method that semester, like, she never even knew that I used the same exact homework every night and got full credit. Bitch better have mah money!”
Schuley Method by noturmomsfav January 26, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026