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heemasex 

A male god of sex, always pleasing the women.
That's quite surprising, I wouldn't expect such a shy person to be such a heemasex!
heemasex by Muttley November 15, 2005
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heemosexil 

A southern way of saying homosexual. However it is used instead by educated Southerners to insult and provoke stupid people, not offending homosexuals.
"You're such a heemosexil, Bubba."

"wut u sei? Ima fuck yo up"

"Thanks for proving my point."
heemosexil by gei feggit December 10, 2013

Hermasexual 

noun, slang for homosexual. Usually spoken by fat retarded evangelical Christians when denouncing homosexuality. Common among those living in the southern states. The term "hermasexual" is frequently associated with a string of drool extending from the corner of speaker's mouth. Perfected by Paul Hagee.
"If you don't repent you'll be sent to hell, with all of the murderers, child molesters, hermasexuals, and single mothers."
Hermasexual by Godlesscommie February 23, 2008
He's such a hemasex
hemasex by Fraser Allonby April 26, 2004

Heemasexual 

You're heemasexual
Heemasexual by Fraser Allonby April 26, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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