mud skipper 

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark gave birth to a mud skipper

mud skipper by slicksal November 20, 2006

mud skipper 

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark had a litle mud skipper.

mud skipper by slick sal July 1, 2005

Mud Skipper 

A drug user Meth who also uses Heroin

So Cassandra Jumped out the puddle and became a mud skipper?

Lock up your valuables because this trap is full of puddle jumpers and mud skippers.

Mud Skipper by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

mud skipper 

A mud skipper can be defined in to ways
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling

"you're such a mud skipper"
"dude im just mud skippin"

mud skipper by funnytings1919 April 12, 2010

Mud Skipper 

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

Mud Skipper by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024

mississippi mud skipper 

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

mississippi mud skipper by WayneD October 26, 2006

Melbourne Mud-skipper

Famously done by locals in Melbourne Florida, this is the act of going out to the mud bogs, collecting fresh mud then meeting a female immediately after at the county line saloon, bring her back to your place slap the mud you collected into the crack of her anus, then finally motor boating the hell out of her anus.

My Dude: "Dam, Connor is one hell of a Melbourne mud-skipper!"
My Dude 2: "Ya I cant believe he Melbourne mud-skipped that chick!"
My Dude 3: " Didn't you Melbourne mud-skip that chick?"

Melbourne Mud-skipper by ConairSV June 28, 2010