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Candy Whore 

Women who like to sell candy instead of sex...
"We're Candy Whores by trade, m'dear..."
Candy Whore by Oniwitch January 20, 2004

whore candy

Another word for birth control, or the pill.
Sally forgot to take her whore candy on time and now she's pregnant.
whore candy by babyLL May 26, 2011

candy corn whore 

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore
candy corn whore by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014

like a whore in a candy shop 

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing
guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.
"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026