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corn picker 

n. an extra tooth that appears in its own row and/or not with other aligned teeth. Cousin of the snaggle tooth. Effective tool for eating corn on the cob.

pl. corn pickers - can make up ENTIRE new row on corn-eating teeth
"Garret was done with his ear of corn first due to his ugly but efficient corn picker."
corn picker by Kfunky November 10, 2006

Corn Picked

The event in which a woman uses a cobbed corn to masturbate.
it was amazing, first I corn picked her then she corn picked herself
Corn Picked by UknowME=D January 13, 2009

Corn Packer 

Corn Packer is a derogatory term for a Gay Iowan
Stephen is a hot, sweaty corn packer.
Corn Packer by HomophobiaSucks September 25, 2010

Corn Packer 

Never get caught with your pants down in a Des Moines rest stop because you have to watch out for corn packers.
Corn Packer by blitzix September 25, 2010

corn packer 

A farm worker tasked with picking and packing corn.

Alternatively: A derogatory term for a gay Iowan.
"Corn packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." - Stephen Colbert at House Judiciary Subcommittee hearing on Immigration, Citizenship and Border Security
corn packer by cojj September 25, 2010

corn packer 

Steve King may be a corn packer, unclear.
corn packer by Iowa Bob September 25, 2010