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Bacon curtains

Slang for the labia of the female genetalia, particularly those belonging to large women.
It was their first time together. As Cindy removed her clothing there was a terrible squelching sound. With bulging eyes, Rolf cautiously pulled aside her bacon curtains, watched them sag into the thick carpet and promptly fainted.
by Bron November 5, 2003
mugGet the Bacon curtainsmug.

Bacon Curtains

by Marcy R November 9, 2008
mugGet the Bacon Curtainsmug.

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