(n.) the simultaneous
ejaculation of upwards of ten males onto one recipient, willing or unwilling, with such force that it brings about a
catastrophe of biblical proportions. Some events have triggered the Flood of the Old Testament, the Holocaust, and the birth of
Kristen Stewart.
Some examples of "bukkakalypse" include: The Fabled
Circle Jerk of Sodom and Gamorrah; the average
house party of Emperor Nero; the secret Puritan right of passage, abolished post-Salem
Witch Trials; the only requirement for admittance into Al-Qaeda.