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barkshard 

to expel fecal matter through the anus while simultaneously barking.
"Last night around the campfire, your English bulldog barksharded all over my leg."
barkshard by polleyoo September 6, 2011
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An insult/slang. When calling someone a bastard + arsehole at the same time
Hey I'm going to get that barsehole back for what they done to me
barsehole by nutsack86 September 27, 2006
He's a total barsehole!
barsehole by Robert Lindsell August 2, 2007

barkselius 

Kings of the world
He is a barkseliuser
barkselius by Barkseliuser December 12, 2016

Barkselius 

Kings of the world
He is a barkseliuser
Barkselius by Barkseliuser December 12, 2016
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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