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You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

the valedictorian 

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

tipping the valet 

Whenever a hooker has a string of anal beads ripped violently from her ass, she may poop a bit.
John wanted to prove he was an animal in their first encounter, so he bit the string and yanked on Anna's ass beads like he was cranking a John Deere. He came up with gobs of shit on his face...Anna was guilty of tipping the valet.

The Valethic Continuum

A cosmological framework within the Faubridge universe that contains twelve parallel universes, each classified by its level of stability and governed by The Continuity Doctrine. It serves as the setting for the planet Thalémar, countless civilizations, original music, books, and other multimedia works published by Faubridge Media Group. Mentioning “the Valethic Continuum” usually means someone has fallen down an absurdly deep rabbit hole.

Warning: Looking up “The Valethic Continuum” often results in accidentally reading a planetary survey you didn’t know you needed.
I opened the Faubridge website to look up one album and somehow ended up reading about the Valethic Continuum for an hour.

Girl, dont ask me about the Valethic Continuum unless you’ve got the whole afternoon free.

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine 

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.
"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"