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Poon Snatched 

To have your poon forcibly taken away
Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

poon satchel 

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.
"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.
you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.
poon snatcher by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

poopsnatcher 

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.
Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.
poopsnatcher by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopsnatch 

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.
Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.
Poopsnatch by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005

Poosnatch 

It is the butt vagina. The place where poop gets made, and penises/dildos get placed. Also known as the dirt road.
The lady let me bang her poosnatch last night - Jon W
No man, that was me. - Luke VD

But I poop from there - Girl (in reference to poosnatch)
Not right now you don't- Horny Guy
Poosnatch by GNasty834 October 22, 2010