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knifecest 

1. Inter-Cutco-sales-rep sexual relations; a staple of Vector Marketing culture.

2. The end result of taking a large work force of 18 to 21-year-old college students on overnight trips to conferences, white water rafting adventures, and other events with massive (and often free) supplies of alcohol.

3. An expectation from managers expressed to new recruits on their third day of training to breed more recruits. These newly bred recruits are often called, "Rep Referrals."

4. A great way to earn triple credit for first weekend sales if the manager happens to be of the opposite sex.
"You banged the top rep for the week? That's fired up! Knifecest earns you a High 5!"

"All of this knife-selling experience would look great on my resume except that the damn knifecest has left the pages stuck together!"

"If I commit knifecest and refer all of my friends to Vector, our office will be top in the division, no doubt."
knifecest by Thomas Lamb October 12, 2006
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knifesturbate 

To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss Army Knife. It has so many things in it!
knifesturbate by Elric January 24, 2005
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knifesturbator 

One who sits around all day... playing with a knife. Opening, closing over and over! Repeatedly. Click. Click. Click.
Soupy sits around all damn day flicking his Sebenza, the KNIFESTURBATOR! If only he would get a job he would help the world's problems!
knifesturbator by El_Ron September 30, 2010

Knifecase 

The mix of Knife party and Funtcase. Thus that makes Knifecase.

A super legit xbox live player known as "Knife party".
AWWW F*** I WAS KILLED BY KNIFECASE! - random xbox live mw2 player
Knifecase by Knifecase September 22, 2011

knificist 

A person who is obsessed with using knives and owns a different knife, each serve a different purpose, except for masturbating cause that shit hurts
She’s turned into a knificist, i walked into her room before having sex and there were knives hung up everywhere
knificist by awomanwithknife October 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026