tardhopper 

noun. -one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Screwing the girl who takes the short bus to school would make you a grade "A" tardhopper.

tardhopper by Bluey6 October 5, 2006

yardhopper 

A garage and yard sale enthusiast. A person who spends their weekends driving around looking for "diamond in the rough" items at garage and yard sales.

Being a yardhopper, I now have all kinds of useless junk in my garage.

yardhopper by Jim Kline September 12, 2008

terdhopper 

Usually stupid people named Kayla or kayleb. They tend to hop over terds, preferably their grandma's. Then, once they are done hopping, they like their grandma's butthole until they are clean. yummy!

"dude, guess what i did last night!"

"what!?"

"i terdhopper all night with lexi!"

"nu uh bro fo real!?"

terdhopper by Niggapaaaahleeeseeee September 7, 2012

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

turdhopper by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020