2 o clocker Share definition Flag somebody who you settle for at the end of the night rather pissed after having no luck all evening hey john good night last night ? nah fuck all went home with a 2 o clocker fucked off rapid when i woke up 2 o clocker by mdh September 22, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the 2 o clocker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch