OMNG

What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.

Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'

Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!

Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!

OMNG by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010

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omng

oh my nonexistant god.

gaytard:: omg! i won american idol!!
me: shut the fuck up, dude. it's omng.
(you aint a believer.)

omng by lester love July 5, 2008

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OMNG

OMNG: New and for now rarely used gamers/chatters exclamation. Maybe invented ( or just widely used ) by two guys running a site, they're called Omega and Jared.

Oh my Nuclear God
Naked
Nasty
Neural

Variant ( as we read in some forums ): Oh my nasty girl

OMNG WTF IS GOIN ON ?

OMNG IT'S PWNAGE!!!!

OMNG! I mean oh my naked god man!

Jar3D and 0m3gA invented that stupid OMNG !

OMNG by mstrDmN September 28, 2006

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OMNG

Internet lingo for "Oh My Nigger God"

Harold: Yo I gots me some new kicks. Aqua 8's. Freshh son!
Marty: OMNG those are sick!

OMNG by kittentits February 25, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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