guy candy

A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."

She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.

guy candy by babywhatwhat August 28, 2013

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Guy Candy

A term to describe what flirting between one male to another male. This can be used in both a positive or negative way.

Positive: Look at that guy candy.
Negative: I wish he would stop treating me like his guy candy.

Guy Candy by Jack E. September 23, 2006

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giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

giving a guy candy for his birthday by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

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Old guy with candy

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy

man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.

Old guy with candy by Isaac756 January 7, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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