manbooty
manbooty by Sergeant Obvious September 18, 2006
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man booty is a male bottom that is delicious. like ghetto booty for males, also more firm and juicy
used for slapping (as long as accompanied with a respectful nod) at any time, especially in public toilets or libraries
may or may not be hairy, but always plump
(however, never fear, the hair can add to the overall alluring and irresistible nature of the man booty)
used for slapping (as long as accompanied with a respectful nod) at any time, especially in public toilets or libraries
may or may not be hairy, but always plump
(however, never fear, the hair can add to the overall alluring and irresistible nature of the man booty)
man booty by TheBootyConoisseur March 22, 2009
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man booty licker
man booty licker by Yo boi ja'crispy January 15, 2017
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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks
often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.
MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.
complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man booty, complicating matters.
HOW TO COPE WITH MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery
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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.
Advantages of MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking
Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
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MAN BOOTY- n., an unusually rounded and/or feminine appearing buttocks
often found on fat black males who walk in a bow-legged manner.
MAN BOOTY can be a sensitive issue for those who have not had their posterior discussed at length in their presence.
complicating matters is the fact that many men afflicted by man booty do not dress in form fitting clothing. thus, when clothing that does accentuate MAN BOOTY is worn, both the person afflicted with MAN BOOTY and casual observers may be shocked by its existence. such startling observation can often lead to instantaneous commentary that can be insensitive (eg "DAMN YO, YOU GOT A FAT ASS DIMITRI!") in public places. the attractiveness of man booty to females varies widely, so feelings of insecurity can be rampant. the gays, destined for the eternal lake of fire and brimstone, also like man booty, complicating matters.
HOW TO COPE WITH MAN BOOTY:
*Diet
*Heroine
*Surgery
IMAGES OF MAN BOOTY:
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NOTICE: You're gay if you looked here. This was a test.
Advantages of MAN BOOTY
*Cushioning in falls
*Lessened vulnerability to spanking
Disadvantages of MAN BOOTY
*Attracts gayotry
*Attracts homosexualerotocisms
*Attracts the gays
*Attracts the crime
*Attracts the drugs
*Attracts the little league baseball coaches who you really aren't cool with like that but you wont say nothing to your Dad about
"Did you see Skorton? Total man booty."
"There was a pool party at Stevo's last weekend. You know Pavlo? Total man booty. Yum."
"There was a pool party at Stevo's last weekend. You know Pavlo? Total man booty. Yum."
man booty by I_wish_i_was_Pavlo March 22, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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