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Meatflex 

The act where a male flexes his penis or, in other words, "contracts" his penis. This action usually occurs when the male is semi-errect or completly errect.
1. Lenny's meatflex was so good it looked like his penis was waving at me from across the room.

2. Lenny meatflexed in gym class and impressed all the girls.

3. The meatflexing continued all day due to an overdose of Viagra.
Meatflex by The Jayman September 14, 2006
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MetaFlexing , MetaStunting 

#MetaFlexing or #MetaStunting- when you dripping wet in the metaverse with diamonds that do not belong to you
was metaflexing , metastunting last night in a metaverse world called “ the wallflower heaven. “ It’s heavenly. I kid you not Amazing experience I've never seen anything so beautiful - Time doesn’t exist. I arrived at 12 AM - it was 6 AM in like two minutes it felt like. The world is too slow once you leave the metasphere - ( That’s all I keep thinking afterward - now )