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auto-lube 

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.
auto-lube by ad fan September 15, 2008

quick.auto.lube 

When a guy gets a username from a friend on discord, basically two idiots at work
"quick.auto.lube. is a good username" "ok"