one who's own phobia of midgets causes them to commit acts of violence toward little people sometimes resulting in death, paralysis, or erectile disfunction. midget slayers can be found hanging out at truckstops, casinos, carnivals, or other places where little people are common.
i once knew a midget slayer named chris who was sodomized so many times and ate the hearts of so many midgets that he now poops blood
by h0gan August 13, 2006