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Chertoff 

n. the horribly inept puppet-ass of a homeland security director for the U.S. This guy is so clueless, that he went to Atlanta to talk about bird flu, while thousands suffered in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina. On his watch, he let New Orleans rot as death and decay swept in, for a FULL 36 hours. Then, finally, after his nice trip, he gave the authority to horse-fucker Brownie to mobilize the necessary federal agencies, and provide aid to the storm ravaged region.

v. to completely ignore the task at hand, to stand idly by while thousands of people die as a result of one's ineptitudes.

Chertoff was questioned by a congressional committee which pointed out that CHERTOFF was officially responsible to authorize the mobilization of federal agencies in the aftermath of Katrina. Chertoff, a.k.a. Jerkoff, did not have anything to say to the fact that he did nothing after knowing of the floods for 36 hours. Chertoff is a fucking puppet who is solely responsible for the death of at least hundreds. If there is a hell, he will burn in it. Don't blame Horsefucker Brownie, it is Chertoff who has the blook on his hands
Chertoff by Steven Fiore August 10, 2006
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Ben Chernoff 

A kid who smokes way to much weed and thinks his dick is so big even tho everyone knows the truth. pretends to be tough but is actually a pussy. Lies in every sentence. Gets away with everything. Some other names are “big nigga”, “180 lbs of pure pretend black”
“Yo bro I met this cool guy last night, but it turns out he’s a Ben Chernoff”

“Damn bro that sucks”

Chernoff 

Another form of "churning off", an intense form of playing with yourself while using butter milk as lubricant. Also used as "chernoffing"
Dude, 'scuse me while I go chernoff.

Man, my dad just bought a fresh bucket of buttermilk, I can finally see what all the rage is about chernoffing.
Chernoff by Butthole Jones December 14, 2012

chernoff 

hott peice of ass that's a woman abuser and uses the word "woman" to get a girl's attention.
Ryan is a chernoff, cuz he always called his ex-gf "woman".
chernoff by dayhotshyt October 11, 2008

lynn cheroff 

Bongquisha, perfect ass.
Did you see the Lynn Cheroff on her.
Man I'd like to smack that Lynn Cheroff.
lynn cheroff by Kris Dullmithe November 2, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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