n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of
bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The
bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to
cook the rest. The
bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.
Guy 1: "The other day I got
bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that
go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries
clogging."