pitywicking 

the warping of wood on the inside of wind instruments due to excesive saliva output.

The pitywicking that occurred in my oboe was in direct correlation to my sister's wet mouth.

pitywicking by Tempe August 8, 2006

Pitydicking 

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.

"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"

Pitydicking by puresugar February 17, 2015