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the horseshoe 

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once
2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).
3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.
Those two dirty sluts let me put them in the horse shoe! Holla!
the horseshoe by C-$ AKA C-Murder November 13, 2003
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The Horseshoe 

Nickname for Ohio Stadium, where the Ohio State Buckeyes play home football games. It has a cpacity of over 105,000 people and is called simply "the shoe" by most Ohioans. The stadium is shaped like a horseshoe, thus the reason for the nickname (though the open part now has seats and a huge scoreboard).
This year the Ohio State/Michigan game will be played in the Horseshoe, and the Buckeyes will probably win.
The Horseshoe by osu fan August 8, 2006

The Horseshoe 

With a semi erect penis fold the penis in half long ways and attempt to penetrate female vagina for double the pleasure.
Will not work if fully erect.
As soon as he performed the Horseshoe we heard a loud scream from the bedroom.
The Horseshoe by Crimmdaddy April 23, 2018

ice the horseshoe

When you poop on the horseshoe shaped rim of a public toilet.
There's a greasy log on the toilet rim in the McDonald's bathroom...did you ice the horseshoe?
ice the horseshoe by EM Riggles February 27, 2009

The Tennessee Horseshoe 

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.

the horsehoe 

an open air drug market in south boston, massachusetts. local youths gather here and drink beer, pack plug, smoke angel dust, and sell narcotics from march-november
kid:guy im goin the horsehoe tonight theres gonna be a big party
guy: fuck u better be strapped
kid: i will, but p and 6th closes at 11 so hurry
the horsehoe by mosslynch February 15, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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