Skip to main content
Lortab is brand name for a painkiller combining hydrocodone (a narcotic) and acetaminophen. Lortab come in three strengths of hydrocodone 5mg, 7.5mg and 10mg. All lortab contain 500mg apap. Brand-name Lortab are manufactured by UCB Pharmacy, generic lortabs are available. Lortab, like all hydrocodone/apap combos (vicodin, lorcet and norco are a few others) Lortab is a schedule II controlled substance, making possession w/o a prescription illegal. A lortab can be snorted or taken orally. Snorting it will make the effects happen faster but burns like hell. When taken orally it should be chewed. Lortabs will fuck you up, and are easily hidden. What more could you ask for.
Lortabs are fucking awsome!
Lortab by Drug Lord August 19, 2006
Lortab is the brand name for the drug combination of hydrocodone and acetaminophen. It's classified as a schedule II narcotic. Lortabs are badass and i suggest taking them whenever possible.
Tim: "My grandma's really sick, let's go raid her pills."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"
Tim: "Looks like she's got some lortab 7.5's"
Matt: "That'll work, give me three"
lortab by billlikepill July 4, 2006
The most vile thing ever created. All of these people who say tabs are so great are ignorant. If you don't think im right try some for yourself and then get back to me a few years down the road when you're hopping aboard the H train or if you TRY and quit then you get to experience the wonderful world of withdrawal HAH have fun with that because I know I didn't.
person 1: hey man you want a few tabbers?
person 2: hell no!!!

lortab
lortab by fly guy 80 November 3, 2010
a powerful narcotic with hydrocodone and acetaminophen. lortabs come in different quantitties: 2.5/500 , 5/500, 7.5/500
The 500 stands for the 500 mg of acetaminophen (or Tylenol) in each pill
the other numbers represent the mg of hydrocodone in each pill.
(After teen's wisdom teeth removal)
Mother: Honey, do you need another Lortab or are you doing okay?
Teen: I need another one
Mother: Are you sure? Only take it if you have alot of pain
Teen: ya my teeth hurt really bad and i cant get to slepe
Mother: OK honey, heres your Lortab!
Teen: *Hell yes* *2 hours later, "holy shit i cant feel my legs, and my feet have a pulse".
lortab by mr. pharmy August 25, 2008
a badass narcotic wit dat hydrocodone in it
hit me up wit dat lortab and percs
lortab by killa from cali May 18, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026