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EMS Goths 

A group of Goths who talk to eachother on the the Neopets 'Evil Things and Monster Sightings'(EMS) board.

They are, pretty much, the coolest group of people on Neopets(as if that was saying much). A few are somewhat elitist, having a habit of jumping all over everyone who makes "goth" boards to make sure they know exactly what they are talking about. However, the people in this group are generally very nice and accepting. Many are simply tired of the false representation of "Goth" that is so popular today(part of this group being younger people who have to put up with it a lot).

The 'EMS Goths' usually start boards to discuss music(mainly Goth Rock, Deathrock, or Post-Punk. But, there are also some people who are more into other stuff, such as Industrial and New Wave), or sometimes just to chat with people they know about whatever.

The people within this group have changed through the years. There are always new people coming into the group, and there are a lot of old members of the group who don't come on much anymore. A few people who are associated with the EMS Goth group are Casey, Lex, Zrcalo, Vanity, Herr, Anne, and Rae.

Some of the longer-standing members have even been coming to be board for much longer than most of the EMS "regs".

Recently, tree symbols have been used frequently by this group. It's the result of an inside joke. It gets called a "goth tree." And, no, they don't hate for anyone else to use the symbol. If someone says something about someone outside the group using the "goth tree," they are most likely joking around. Another thing this group has been recently known for is the "Gawfic Camel Club,"
started by Josh. Most are also members of guild "Goth Underground."

....And 'Raito Yagami' is a douchebag :)
"The EMS Goths are awesome, even if they do use the Neopets messageboards"

"The EMS Goths listen to a lot of 80s music"

"The EMS Goths sure do like camels and those little tree symbols."
EMS Goths by _Anonymous_Person_ October 17, 2006
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EMS Goths 

A group of Goths who talk to eachother on the the Neopets 'Evil Things and Monster Sightings'(EMS) board.

They are, pretty much, the coolest group of people on Neopets(as if that was saying much). A few are somewhat elitist, having a habit of jumping all over everyone who makes "goth" boards to make sure they know exactly what they are talking about. However, the people in this group are generally very nice and accepting. Many are simply tired of the false representation of "Goth" that is so popular today(part of this group being younger people who have to put up with it a lot).

The 'EMS Goths' usually start boards to discuss music(mainly Goth Rock, Deathrock, or Post-Punk. But, there are also some people who are more into other stuff, such as Industrial and New Wave), or sometimes just to chat with people they know about whatever.

The people within this group have changed through the years. There are always new people coming into the group, and there are a lot of old members of the group who don't come on much anymore. A few people who are associated with the EMS Goth group are Casey, Lex, Zrcalo, Vanity, Herr, Anne, and Rae.

Some of the longer-standing members have even been coming to be board for much longer than most of the EMS "regs".

Recently, tree symbols have been used frequently by this group. It's the result of an inside joke. It gets called a "goth tree." And, no, they don't hate for anyone else to use the symbol. If someone says something about someone outside the group using the "goth tree," they are most likely joking around. Another thing this group has been recently known for is the "Gawfic Camel Club,"
started by Josh. Most are also members of guild "Goth Underground."

....And 'Raito Yagami' is a douchebag :)
"The EMS Goths are awesome, even if they do use the Neopets messageboards"

"The EMS Goths listen to a lot of 80s music"

"The EMS Goths sure do like camels and those little tree symbols."
EMS Goths by _Anonymous_Person_ October 16, 2006
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ems goths 

The biggest bunch of fools on the entire internet. They are a bunch of 20 year old morons who have nothing better to do than 'educate' people about the Goth subculture on neopets.com, complain about people using the xmas tree emoticon on the neoboards and look down on anyone they feel is not 'intelligent' enough to join their little group. And intelligence these days is apparently based on knowledge of Goth Rock bands, it seems. Hopefully one day they will tire of giving people ridiculous credibility tests, get offline, and actually do something with their lives.
'U CANT USE DAT TREE COZ ITS DA GOTH TREE!!!!111'
'NAME ME 7 GOTH BANDS OR ILL CALL U A POSER!!!!11'
'The ems goths are actually pretty lame, when you think about it.'
ems goths by Raito Yagami July 28, 2006

ems goths 

People who think they're cool, but really aren't. xD
lolololololollz goth tree. i r teh kool ems goths. :K
ems goths by Enma Ai October 14, 2006
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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