mario

The act of jumping into the air and very forcefully landing on someone/something.

"Did you just see Bruce jump on grandma's head?" "Yeah dude, he just marioed her to death!"

by Skaman0 August 19, 2007

mario

belgian word for the greatest pimp in the world.known for his coolness. he will always own you at cs

mario

by ImFamous January 22, 2009

mario

The oldest and most popular VG character who is STILL having games created after him (thankfully). Made his debut as we know him now (that is, as a plumber) in Mario Bros, alongside his brother Luigi.

However, despite Mario being a plumber, with the release of 1985's Super Mario Bros on the NES things changed. Instead of fixing taps (as he did in the prequel, if you look past obvious technical limitations), he would leap around the television screen, stamping on small brown things and eating mushrooms. Grandparents worldwide were particularly confused by this new phenomenon.

As great a hero as he is, just don't get Mario round if the waterworks go wrong; the bastard won't fix the problem. He is more likely to just jump around and put holes in the fucking ceiling with his head!

by Case O' Malt January 04, 2008

mario

A video game mascot that is used by Nintendo. He is widely recognized by his red M marked cap and his blue overalls. He also has a younger brother named Luigi.

mark:Dude that cap is so Mario
Frank: yea, i got it at the Nintendo online store

by Mario fan February 24, 2008

mario

Comes off as very suave, smooth, mysterious and quite handsome but is ultimately a player with an over sized ego.
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario

Guy 1: Man I just cheated on my girlfriend with an older chick. She was hot.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.

by toocutetohandlebby July 21, 2012

mario

1. An Italian-American video game character from Nintendo.
2. A common name.

1. Guy 1: I'mma play some Mario.

Guy 2: mkay
2. Guy 1: Yo, you hear about that Mario guy?
Guy 2: Yeah, he cool.

by Lolnee6 October 26, 2017

mario

Italian plumber who spends most of his days jumping on turtles, walking mushrooms, saving princesses, eating spaghetti and such in a very amusing manner. This has made him a multi-millionaire and his own long running series of successful video games based on his life. He also coined the catchphrase "mamma mia!" Though it had been used by Abba, Don Corleone, and a legion of stereotypical italians before him. He can also jump 10 feet high, which is a supreme triumph for anyone with an ass as fat as his.

"Mamma mia, Donkey Kong, how wasa youa famous before a Mario!?"

by Parz July 27, 2006