A
socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."
They are solitary
creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.
They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with
low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new
World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and
Mountain Dew. He had a
fanny pack to.
I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.