Octopods

Girl: Look at all the octopods!
Boy: Octopi, you mean.
Random Stranger: No, octopuses.
Girl: Actually, they're both right, but octopods is a lot more fun to say.

Octopods by NemesisKismet July 21, 2006

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Octopode

See Octopus
It is the plural of Octopus according to the dick-heads at Webster's Dictionaries. =)

But /they/ had to be different. Plain old octopi wouldn't do for then! OH NO. They had to take it to the EXTREME. Psh.

Whoah! Look at all the Octopode! x_x

Octopode by |-Anonymous-| July 23, 2008

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Octopods • octopoos • Octopode

octopoos

An octopoos is very similar to their well known cousin of the octopus. However, the octopoos is ten times superior due to the laughter in the environment when the name is stated.

may may: *draws an octopoos on paper trying to get jay to guess*

jay: giraffe? monkey? OCTOPOOS!!

may may: YES!! OCTOPOOS 🐙

octopoos by jack🐙 August 14, 2022

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octopoos

octopoos is a noun meaning octopoos

Jalyn: omg there's an actopoos.

Megan: did u mean octopus

Jalyn: did i fucking stutter, no, octopoos. bitch

octopoos by megamagussy September 27, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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