The fluctuating dilation of the anus after a traumatic event, that makes it reflect the differing sizes of the
British 50
pence and 20
pence coins (both coins are hexagonal).
Phone conversation.
Friend: "What's up man?"
Sufferer: "
Dude, I've eaten nothing but white bread for three days and I've just had my first shit."
Friend: "Woah, nightmare!"
Sufferer: "Tell me about it, I've been curled up on the
couch for the past hour and a half sucking my thumb while my
ass is all '50p 20p'."