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Emo Dave 

A person named Dave, who more likely than not, is emotional aka emo. Therfore, his click can tag the nickname, "emo dave" to his resume. This kid can usually be found at the punk rock concerts, in the bathroom cutting himself, in the girls clothing stores, and clashing on guitars with his wannabe band (usually his best friends, who as well, are very emo) it should be noted emo is a disease and spreads among everyone this kid, dave, is connected to.)

You: Yo emo dave are those new jeans?

EmoDave: Nah, they're my sisters.

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You (to a kid whos just cut his wrists): Stop being such an emo dave! fuck!
Emo Dave by Greg Fitzpatrick September 16, 2008
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Emo Dave 

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace.
Emo Dave will be your friend forever as long as you don't break his heart.
Emo Dave by Friend of Emo Daves September 7, 2008
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Emo Dave 

Emo Dave is just like most other emo boys. Emo Dave likes most things, doesn't like 'hatred' and he understands your pain, heartbreak, and loneliness. Emo Dave would never write this about himself because he doesn't believe any of its true, he is a bit self deprecating. He's actually not to bad. You can find him on Myspace. And since when did all emo boys cut themselves?
Emo Dave will be your friend as long as you don't break his heart.
Emo Dave by A Friend of Emo Daves September 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026