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Vaqueiro 

N. (Pronounced: Va Queer o) The largest domesticated chicken found in middle Europe, particularly the Germany region. This common domesticated fowl (Gallus domesticus)enjoys getting his friend's back from 20 meters away, and when confronted by mediocrely attractive Austrian high school girls, he sweats so hard that you'd be able to tell he's sweating from a German down pour(and that's a tropical storm to most places).

Slang: A chicken
So you planning on calling her now or are you going to pull another vaqueiro like you did when I got you the number?
Vaqueiro by Jack Li July 1, 2006
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Vaqueiro 

N. (Pronounced: Va Queer o) The largest domesticated chicken found in middle Europe, particularly the Germany region. This common domesticated fowl (Gallus domesticus)enjoys getting his friend's back from 20 meters away, and when confronted by mediocrely attractive 13 year olds from Austria he sweats so hard that you'd be able to tell he's sweating from a German down pour(and that's a tropical storm to most places).

Slang: A chicken

Dude, quit being a Vaqueiro and call that 13 year old you got numbers from.
Vaqueiro by Jack Li September 4, 2008
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Vaqueiro 

N. (Pronounced: Va Queer o) The largest domesticated chicken found in middle Europe, particularly the Germany region. This common domesticated fowl (Gallus domesticus)enjoys getting his friend's back from 20 meters away, and when confronted by mediocrely attractive Austrian high school girls, he sweats so hard that you'd be able to tell he's sweating from a German down pour(and that's a tropical storm to most places).

Slang: A chicken
So you planning on calling her now or are you going to pull another vaqueiro like you did when I got you the number?
Vaqueiro by Jack Li September 3, 2008
Means cowboy in Spanish.

-change it to vaquera and it's a cowgirl
"Ese vaquero tiene un rancho."

-that cowboy has a ranch.
Vaquero by Angela pelayo July 14, 2017
In spanish it refers to a gay person since the LE SECRET DE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN movie appeared.
Adrian: Que pedo vaquero?
Alex: Hay que pasooo?
vaquero by adrian0404 December 13, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026