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eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.
His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.
by Jessica June 18, 2006
mugGet the eating rocksmug.

eat rocks

the act of choking on your own teeth, usually after someone curb stomps you.
ex. kick rocks or eat rocks big homie, your choice!

ex. kick rocks or eat em punk
by thegreekfragg December 24, 2010
mugGet the eat rocksmug.

go eat rocks

( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: since when re you so politically opinionated? it's your mother who's supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to kiss the Don's ring, or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that flag, to go eat rocks, and then to your room to do your homework. Got that?

son: yes, but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma February 6, 2015
mugGet the go eat rocksmug.

eat some rocks

you are such a girls dick, you need to eat some rocks.
by deanojess November 24, 2009
mugGet the eat some rocksmug.

The rock eating pancakes

The most beautiful thing of all time.

It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!
"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."
by KarenKiller May 4, 2021
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rock eating balls at 3am in the morning

rock eating balls at 3am in the morning is my god dam son he owns the goddam racing car home depot cart
ben would fuck you if you are a rock eating balls at 3am in the morning
by armadnasdnashdhjashdkaklskl April 23, 2022
mugGet the rock eating balls at 3am in the morningmug.

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