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An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009
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webmonkey 

the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.
"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"
webmonkey by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008
A "weemo" is when someone approaches the victim from behind and jams their fingers into the sides of the victim's ribcage resulting in a spasm-like reaction, often accompanied by a little yelp. A weemo can occur anytime, anywhere - this is part of the reason why they are so destructive. Weemos can be used against the perpretator's rivals in order to embarass them, emotionally scar them and cause serious trust issues.
1. I'm going to weemo the shit out of him until he never trusts a human being ever again
2. The last time I got a weemo I couldn't sleep for 2 days
Weemo by youngiejay July 27, 2021
me: eyyy
friend: yeah those wemon was funny!!
me: woman*
friend: wemon**
wemon by merry chrISTER December 4, 2018
General term of abuse for anyone you don't like on the web.
"Only webmongs use urbandictionary.com, ffs!"
webmong by Ehdee April 19, 2006

webmonster 

A awsome programmer, awsome person, noone can touch him/her, very strong person, 1337 at everything
webmonster,the only person in this world that noone can touch, or kill, because he is 1337!
webmonster by 1337prorgammer December 12, 2008