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When you show up, usually on the weekend, to a local surf spot that has amazingly been transformed to a sad version of circue du sole, that is if circue du sole had gone bankrupt and was forced to fill its ranks with drunk, uncoordinated transients, and those transients were actually people who like to show up with ten foot boards and stay right in front of where the lineup is, hoping to catch the scraps of waves that pass by the unfortunates who are actually trying to surf waves, not a slalomn course of weekend warrior drunk acrobat wannabees. Well, that said, we all have to start somewhere...
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Kookfetus
Kookfetus is a crazy person who almost hates everything. They're pronouns are she/they. They're a swaggy kpop stan and they mainly stan BTS.
Person:Hey whos that you're talking to?
Person 2:I'm talking to kookfetus now shut the fuck up before I call your mom and tell her you had sex with your friend.
Sorry what we're you saying?
Kookfetus:I hate babies they're disgusting and weird.
Person 2:I'm talking to kookfetus now shut the fuck up before I call your mom and tell her you had sex with your friend.
Sorry what we're you saying?
Kookfetus:I hate babies they're disgusting and weird.
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kookiestaetaes by JHOPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 11, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026