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Someone who hangs at the train station or bus stop or anywhere public all day long, usually asking for a cigarette, spare change or pocket lint. Usually unemployed and unemployable, using nothing but slang, and usually impossible to get rid of, until threatened with violence.

Called magpies because if they have gotten it once, they'll expect it again, and again, regardless of who it is.
Person 1 : Yeah, so anyway, me and this chick...
Magpie : 'Ey man, u gutta spare smoke i can borrow??
Person 1 : No, go away
Magpie : Please man, i havent had one all day...please....
Person 1 : I saw you smoking 10 minutes ago, fuck off
Person 2 : GO AWAY you fucking mapie
Magpie : Pleeaase man, i'll pay you back
etc
Magpie by Gaxx May 25, 2006
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A FUKKING BIRD THAT SWOOPS YOU IN SPRING
AH I GOT ATTACKED BY A MAGPIE TODAY
OR
AH I GOT SWOOPED BY AA MAGPIE TODAY
MAGPIE by JIMIJASMINE October 8, 2018
An Australian bird that turns into a swooping cunt when spring and summer come around.
Person-to-person

"why is your ear bleeding?"
" a magpie swooped me"
Magpie by Vodkabongs October 12, 2017
Slang for a member of the Newcastle United Football Club (NUFC). This is due to the fact that their strip is black and white.
magpie by Angel February 24, 2005
poxy bird magpie, that squalks outside ya bedroom window at ungodly hours til you wake with a bad head, then shuts the fukk up, leaving you in a stinking mood all day.
Adi is in bed having sweet dreams,then at stoopid o'clock....
"squalk, squalk.. "( poxy magpie )
So up Adi gets, after trying to ignore it again for the umpteenth time..
"squalk, sleeptime for mr magpie..." and he flies off to his nest.
"Fukking poxy bird", says Adi... " bullet next time.."
magpie by poxybird July 16, 2006
The official name of the subscribers to the gaming channel known as Metal Ass Gaming due to their abbreviated name M.A.G. This fan base is known to be highly supportive to this channel.
M.A.G: Magpies, please comment below the video the next game you want to see us play.
MAGpie by Lazarus de Sanguine June 15, 2017
a person who takes your problem, issue , or situation, and owns it as theirs.

This person turns it to somehow affecting them, and will broadcast it as widely as required in order to get the desired level of sympathy. A magpie will even sacrifice friendships to maintain her/his position.
person 1: have you heard about Jane and Sally losing their cat?

person 2: yeah, and Anna loved that cat but Jane and Sally didn't tell her, she has to find out from Bob.

person 1: Oh Anna is being such a magpie...

person 2: well, they should've told her!
Magpie by grit poit February 20, 2010