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Ballz backwards 

An inability to function at a socially exceptable rate, due to extreme ammounts of awkwardness in everyday problems and procedure.
As awkward as seeing someone with two testicles tucked behind their legs and bending over.
"Yo, my rents are ballz backwards about this trip, so I'm not too sure if the thizzle is going down this weekend or next."
Well... picture the awkward sight of someone balls tucked in between their legs (balls are backwards) therefore the parent's planning abilities are slightly flawed due to their awkward way of going about things.
Ballz backwards by bG. May 25, 2006
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ballz backwards 

When someone's social respect is lowered, because of their drug habbits. This includes Thizz, Pot, and Shrooms.

Socially awkward due to un-explainable laughter at various unhumorous situations. Also acceptably referred to as a Head, i.e. Pot Head, Shroom Head, Thizz Head.

When someone has partied too much and needs to take a year or so off of the club/hippie scene or let the pot pass.

"No, you shouldn't invite Deron...he's all ballz backwards and shit, I really can't stand him"
ballz backwards by Bobby -g May 28, 2006

backwards ball 

A magical ball in the computer game zuma which makes all the balls move in a backwards direction. It is very exciting.
ZUMA master1: What's your favourite kind of ball?

ZUMA master2: Hmm, that's a tough one but i'd have to say the backwards ball on zuma.

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

Backwoods Disco Ball 

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light
"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026