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stoop monkey 

Most likely involving members of the black community "posted up" on their front steps...or "stoop". Usually for a duration of time longer than the normal 8-hour workday. Most likely dressed in white-T's, sometimes involving brown paper bagged 40's, and occassionally joints behind the ear.
"You would not believe how many stoop monkeys are out today"
stoop monkey by K&M est. 2003 August 19, 2008
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monkey scoop 

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual
I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.
monkey scoop by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

Monkey Stomp 

One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.
Monkey Stomp by Big Poppa May 5, 2003

Monkey Strop 

An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.
she's having a monkey strop about it
Monkey Strop by OsamaBinBad June 1, 2011

monkey stomp 

The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.
Running hastily from the fucking scary fast cows, Brian and Nick slipped and fell in a puddle of Skeet only to be savagely monkey stomped on their nut-sacks!! (No worries their skeeters still work...Skeet-Skeet-Skeeeet)
monkey stomp by Billy Talent November 16, 2005

Monkey Stomp 

GySgt Fulp's I hate my life dance. The process of stomping both feet while swinging arms frantically in the air, and grunting as if constipated.
As GySgt Fulp realized he was choad like he began doing the monkey stomp.
Monkey Stomp by Roy October 21, 2003

Monkey Stomp 

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.
When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.
Monkey Stomp by Dan October 22, 2003