Alpha Retard 

A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position

"The Alpha Retard rules over those other retards with an iron fist..."

Alpha Retard by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003

alphabetarded 

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.

Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.

alphabetarded by bigoleBEEMer December 12, 2008

alphabetarded 

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.

Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.

alphabetarded by bigoleBEEMer December 9, 2008