When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the
pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the
bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed
dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and
piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.