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shitstainpayne 

A guy who lives to shitShitstain payne he's to blame
What can you do
When he smells like pooh
Run like hell
Before you catch that smell
Shitstain payne
That's his game
Here he comes with his stink
It's so bad no one can think
Beware of the mighty shitstain payne
When he's around the world is a stain
Brown as his shit and 10 times the pain
O lord you can't miss that shitstain payne
When shitstain payne got out of bed
The first thought he had was man I feel dead
The next thing he did was head for the shitter
And when he was done he went back on twitter.
The shitstain started to tweet and to twitter
But just like usual the shitstain got bitter
And just like usual shitstain ended up on the shitter.
Shitstain payne always clouded in stink
Sometimes so thick he can't even think
So the ballad goes on about shitstain payne
His shits his farts they are insane
So if you ever run into shitstain payne

Plug your nose and run like a train
If you can't outrun his cloud of stink
Then you my friend have caught the
Shitstain slink
Beware of that payne he’s a toilet hound
He stinks so bad no ones around

He enjoys his toilet time so much
You know he has that stinky touch
Oh no plug your nose here comes Shitstainpayne
Related Words

Shitstaining 

When you purposely ride your bicycle through mud puddles and it creates a mud streak from your ass up your back.
I shitstaining on the C&O canal bike towpath after a heavy rain. I can feel the water cool my butt crack.
Shitstaining by LNSU August 13, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026