Ultimate Scooter

A bunch of silly kids who STILL ride scooters. They think they're a "tuff gang bruh!" and they ride their scooters in such hardcore gangsta places such as PRIMARY SCHOOLS. Enjoy your death-defying scooter tricks, kids. Also, they are so hardcore that they write about themselves on urbandictionary.com Pretty gangsta, yo!

Guy 1:HEY BRUH! YOU HEARD ABOUT THE FULLY SICK SCOOTER GANG, ULTIMATE SCOOTER!!!??
Guy 2: Scooter gang? Are you fucking serious? BAHAHAHAHA

Ultimate Scooter by cjhard October 20, 2008

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a well known gang of street thugs, who live in the north west suburbs of melbourne, ultimate scooter brand themselves with weapons and their blade scooters, terrorising the neighborhood inwhich they live... as a collective have been arrested 17 times and aim to damage public property by grinding their scooters in death defying stunts inwhich they film...they are a bunch of hard ass jerks...

primary schools left in ruins due to ultimate scooter...

oi jeeds got arrested...what for...he got caught during his initiation... he passed...

ultimate scooter by pig faced jerk September 5, 2008

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ultimate scooter

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.

Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

ultimate scooter by Pig headed jerk July 30, 2008

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ULTIMATE SCOOTER

The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...

Ultimate Scooter: The Movie

Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...

Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)

ULTIMATE SCOOTER by Ultimate Scooter Member August 31, 2008

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Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Its a super ultimate gun that sounds "baller"

-IM GONNA KILL YOU

-no. I have my Ultimate baller shooter 4000

Ultimate baller shooter 4000 by Baller shooter 4000 developer November 14, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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